Cash, grass or ass… This may very well be one of the greatest phrases of the 20th Century. Jp was driving through Deliverenceville, riding dirty I might add, when he ran out of gas. He went to the door of a sexy shanty and knocked, drawing out a nekkid Kyle. After asking for assistance, he knew the jig was up and quickly realized he was going to have to give up something to get something. Or was that get something to get something… Either way, he had to pay up. Kyle ended up plundering JPs ass like a greedy oil barron, price gouging his behind repeatedly. JP tried to pretend he did not like being taken advantage of at the pump, but his tacit posturing and continued patronage proved otherwise. At the end of the day it was another win for big oil sticking it to the little guy.
